just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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