Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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