Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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