So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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