i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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