You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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