Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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