I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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