Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
there was a trapeze. enough said
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
