oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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