i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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