Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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