white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Everyone says I win the strip club
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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