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Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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