Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Randomize
