Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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