I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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