the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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