Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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