my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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