tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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