I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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