You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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