I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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