I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
