Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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