Pappa wants mamma naked
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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