Where is the hickey?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Terrible idea I love it
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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