Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Vodka?
Forever.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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