I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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