What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I believe in your delicious
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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