At least make sure they are 18
Why
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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