I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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