wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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