im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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