Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We need to get me chipped asap
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