Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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