do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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