I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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