You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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