All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Randomize
