you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
How's work?
Spinning.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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