Dual....:-)
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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