I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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