awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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