I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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