You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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