You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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