i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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