I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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