Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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