Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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