Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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