normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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