When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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