My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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