there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
