he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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