More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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